February 2012
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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nigjig: do you ever sit there and just hold your boobs
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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if, five years from now, bj novak and mindy kaling are not at the very least married i refuse to continue believing in love
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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omg Kathy. I know Jim’s just going to let her easy but, honey, you should know this is not gonna work
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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spanish teacher: okay, so i was grading your essays and which one of you is Tom Hanks?
-silence-
spanish teacher: anyone? Tom Hanks?
me: oh, that's me.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Listenladyyatexel: My Immortal, originally by...
Feb 23rd
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SOMEDAY I’LL BE LIVING IN A BIG OLD CITY AND ALL YOU’RE EVER GONNA BE IS MEAN SOOOOOOOOOOOOMEDAY I’LL BE BIG ENOUGH SO YOU CAN’T HIT ME AND ALL YOU’RE EVER GONNA BE IS MEAN
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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“The president’s liberal friends in Hollywood [are] targeting a younger...”
–  Fox News’ Lou Dobbs, on the movie version of Dr. Suess’ The Lorax I am 99.9999% sure that when Theodor Suess Gisel wrote The Lorax in 1971 he thought, “This will be really wonderful propaganda in the event that we eventually have a black president and he and his liberal friends are inspired to...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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had cheese pizza for dinner bc Catholic~~
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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classmate: ...and the idea of talking to her gestates-
me: did he grow this idea in his womb?
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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one of the questions on our worksheet in statistics today was The probability that a woman has a boy is 48%. Find the probability that: (part e) If she has 3 straight boys, that she will have a fourth and i shit you not about 8 people raised their hands to ask what the probability of having a gay son was because the directions didn’t say so and i almost asphyxiated laughing every damn...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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i have figured out a way that allows me to put my homework off another day however it involves some lying which i should honestly be opposed to but i am so burned out and sad and not myself that i probably will do this i’m disgusted but i cant help it
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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lol at it being 11 pm and me having done no homework and just reading fanfic and feeling sad and sorry for myself all day only to now be forced into the hw thatll most likely kill me cute
Feb 22nd
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