February 2012
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nigjig:
do you ever sit there
and just hold your boobs
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if, five years from now, bj novak and mindy kaling are not at the very least married i refuse to continue believing in love
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omg Kathy. I know Jim’s just going to let her easy but, honey, you should know this is not gonna work
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spanish teacher: okay, so i was grading your essays and which one of you is Tom Hanks?
-silence-
spanish teacher: anyone? Tom Hanks?
me: oh, that's me.
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SOMEDAY I’LL BE LIVING IN A BIG OLD CITY AND ALL YOU’RE EVER GONNA BE IS MEAN SOOOOOOOOOOOOMEDAY I’LL BE BIG ENOUGH SO YOU CAN’T HIT ME AND ALL YOU’RE EVER GONNA BE IS MEAN
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The president’s liberal friends in Hollywood [are] targeting a younger...
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Fox News’ Lou Dobbs, on the movie version of Dr. Suess’ The Lorax
I am 99.9999% sure that when Theodor Suess Gisel wrote The Lorax in 1971 he thought, “This will be really wonderful propaganda in the event that we eventually have a black president and he and his liberal friends are inspired to...
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had cheese pizza for dinner bc Catholic~~
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classmate: ...and the idea of talking to her gestates-
me: did he grow this idea in his womb?
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one of the questions on our worksheet in statistics today was The probability that a woman has a boy is 48%. Find the probability that: (part e) If she has 3 straight boys, that she will have a fourth
and i shit you not
about 8 people raised their hands to ask what the probability of having a gay son was because the directions didn’t say so
and i almost asphyxiated laughing every damn...
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i have figured out a way that allows me to put my homework off another day however it involves some lying which i should honestly be opposed to but i am so burned out and sad and not myself that i probably will do this i’m disgusted but i cant help it
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lol at it being 11 pm and me having done no homework and just reading fanfic and feeling sad and sorry for myself all day only to now be forced into the hw thatll most likely kill me
cute