#IN THE AAAAAARMS OF THE ANGELS #hi i’m sarah maclaughlan #and will you be an angel for a helpless actor? #every awards season leo dicaprio is abused beaten and neglected by various film board associations #and he’s crying out for an award#please call the number on your screen #and join the ‘get leo an award of some kind at least a participation ribbon or something’ fund #for just PENNIES A DAY #you can help get him some kind of trophy or perhaps a shoe spray-painted gold or something #call or join within the next 30 minutes and you’ll receive this welcome kit #complete with a photo of leo dicaprio doing some acting or philanthroping or whatever it is that he does nowadays#right now he’s sitting at an award gala saying ‘i need an award’ #and your call says ‘i know but honey you just have to stop being in such awful films’ #please call #right now
Jimmy Fallon putting “Moves Like Jagger” on Adam Levine before presenting “Best Original Score” at the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards - January 15th, 2012
there’s an offensive lack of Ricky Gervais up in this shit.
And the Golden Globe goes to…Modern Family!
of course its Meryl Streep, don’t be daft.